Her blood type is Ragu, her belt size is the equator, and she has to iron
her pants in her driveway every morning.
Shes Fatty Patty, and shes livin large and in charge!
With more rolls than a bakery and more chins than a Chinese phone book,
shes so big shes got her own frickin zip code.
We used an extra wide lens just to shoot the cover shot!
Take this jumbo whore home with you tonight...
her 3 colossal love holes are begging for your pleasure rod!
Now thats a BIG BITCH!